Bull Shit Jobs

Bull Shit Jobs = Jobs that ruin people’s lives (for the most part)

1) Parking Enforcement Officers

Like seriously, this is all you do all day? What are the requirements of this job anyway? Are one of the requirements to be a full-time asshole? The job description you have qualified for is: “A fulfilling job which requires to ruin everyone’s day, if it isn’t already ruined.” Dear parking enforcement officers, I will kick your “car” one day. Yes, I put “car” because most of you ride golf carts.

2) Test-Taking Centers

Because you make money off of many people’s FAILURES, and you count on it too. What an evil industry.

Bull Shit Jobs